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"Peace begins. When expectation ends."

Sri Chinmoy (via msexplorer)

Just like the zen of confidentialcupcake

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arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

Iol. You win vine, you win.

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Ahh Jill is everywhere today

Ahh Jill is everywhere today

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Oktoberfest beer in process. Gotta plan ahead on 6 week beers. Also I need to empty a keg to make room for this one.

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adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter


This one time I snapped the steel on a vertical sheer cutting cheese. I’m assuming it was a flaw in the steel but I felt really bad breaking in if v’s knives. It was a cheddar of some kind, but I felt like the over zealous fat kid breaking knives trying to stiff my face with cheese

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

This one time I snapped the steel on a vertical sheer cutting cheese. I’m assuming it was a flaw in the steel but I felt really bad breaking in if v’s knives. It was a cheddar of some kind, but I felt like the over zealous fat kid breaking knives trying to stiff my face with cheese

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visionaria:

It will look so nice against your pale skin.
-Visionaria

Someday, someday.

visionaria:

It will look so nice against your pale skin.

-Visionaria

Someday, someday.

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takeitlikeagoodgirl:

Something New- part 3a(Note: I really, really wanted to use another image because it was so unbelievably fucking cheesy but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Not even to be ironic. It’s that bad.)I messaged the Fet Couple the day before my first date with Jordan with a message that started with “I know what I want,” and finished with me saying I was trying to remind myself that connecting with people isn’t wrong and isn’t something I’d be disowned for if I admitted it out loud. I didn’t actually say in that message that I wanted to date him, as they weren’t able to get back to my message when I sent it and I didn’t want to have that conversation with myself.Somehow, the topic was skipped and it wasn’t until after our second date that I brought it back up and messaged them again. I sent a mini series of messages where I explained in greater detail than necessary how I felt in an attempt to overcompensate for the guilt I was feeling. In summary, I told them that I really liked Jordan, that he really liked me, and he was someone I wanted to date. “I see him as someone  could potentially have a more vanilla relationship with. Like traditional vanilla dating, something I’ve never done.” Of course, Jordan wasn’t vanilla kink-wise, and kinky people can date, too, but…I digress.He responded asking if this was something I could talk to him about when they got back and I responded that he could, I just wanted to make sure I was being upfront now and that things with him would essentially be staying in limbo with Jordan (who was well aware of this) until I had a chance to fully talk things out with the Fet Couple.I felt better. I had made my intentions known, communicated openly and honestly, and felt like this would be the best way to prevent any sort of awkwardness due to a lack of communication on my part later on. I’d avoided saying what I wanted out loud because I felt guilty for wanting to pursue something with someone else and I was afraid of what might happened with the Fet Couple if I made my wants known. But I did it. And I was direct and open and honest.Communication really is the cure for everything.  

This is so brave…I’m working on my own bravery.

takeitlikeagoodgirl:

Something New- part 3a

(Note: I really, really wanted to use another image because it was so unbelievably fucking cheesy but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Not even to be ironic. It’s that bad.)

I messaged the Fet Couple the day before my first date with Jordan with a message that started with “I know what I want,” and finished with me saying I was trying to remind myself that connecting with people isn’t wrong and isn’t something I’d be disowned for if I admitted it out loud. I didn’t actually say in that message that I wanted to date him, as they weren’t able to get back to my message when I sent it and I didn’t want to have that conversation with myself.

Somehow, the topic was skipped and it wasn’t until after our second date that I brought it back up and messaged them again. I sent a mini series of messages where I explained in greater detail than necessary how I felt in an attempt to overcompensate for the guilt I was feeling. In summary, I told them that I really liked Jordan, that he really liked me, and he was someone I wanted to date. “I see him as someone  could potentially have a more vanilla relationship with. Like traditional vanilla dating, something I’ve never done.” Of course, Jordan wasn’t vanilla kink-wise, and kinky people can date, too, but…I digress.

He responded asking if this was something I could talk to him about when they got back and I responded that he could, I just wanted to make sure I was being upfront now and that things with him would essentially be staying in limbo with Jordan (who was well aware of this) until I had a chance to fully talk things out with the Fet Couple.

I felt better. I had made my intentions known, communicated openly and honestly, and felt like this would be the best way to prevent any sort of awkwardness due to a lack of communication on my part later on. 

I’d avoided saying what I wanted out loud because I felt guilty for wanting to pursue something with someone else and I was afraid of what might happened with the Fet Couple if I made my wants known.

But I did it. And I was direct and open and honest.

Communication really is the cure for everything.  

This is so brave…I’m working on my own bravery.

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Final hour of work for 3 weeks

Aries (March 21-April 19): Today is an 8 — Conditions are improving. Disregard a pessimist. It’s a matter of timing. Study and reconfirm the data. Discover new resources. Your greatest treasure is with home and family. Love grows when you communicate it.

Pushy these stars. Pushy.

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so one way to get rid of riff raff is to post about your feels. The 2 clearly commercial “milf” blogs unfollowed me.

Hurrah.